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“Kreacher wants all the curly wurly's," Kreacher snaps.

"Yeah, yeah, well when I've taken over the world and become the new dark lord they're all pissing themselves about, I'll arrange that for you," Harry snorts.”
― elph13, The Heir to the House of Prince

“Is there comfort in knowing that even the most powerful could be slain by an accident? I think there could be," Magnus muses, patting Harry's shoulder. "None could slay Achilles and then, one stray arrow found him."

"What, so you think Tom might just, what? Get a microwave dropped on his head one day?”
― elph13

“Lupin's eyes widen in the middle of his recitation which he is pulling out of some far corner of knowledge that Severus cannot fathom.”
― elph13, The Heir to the House of Prince

“He despises it when the child is ill-mannered, even though no one has ever called Severus charming. Perhaps I can enlist Narcissa to educate him. Severus imagines her reply almost instantly. Such education never altered your attitude, Severus, why should your son be different?”
― elph13, The Heir to the House of Prince