Carolyn

“Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.”
― Stephen King, Bag of Bones

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
― David Sedaris

“The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window.”
― Stephen King, The Stand

“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”
― Robert Bloch