Ayana Traicoff

“Come on, Jack. Be reasonable. Let’s run this up the chain of command.”
“Acker will never approve, and even if he does, we would have to deal with some Barney Fife type cop up in Manistee, and he would never agree. I’m screwed either way.”
“Who’s Barney Fife?”
“He’s an old television character…oh…never mind . . .”
― Mark M. Bello, Betrayal In Blue

“Some days are better than others, for human optimism has no limits.”
― Max Nowaz, The Arbitrator

“I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

“You know,' I called, 'you're the one that's going to have to explain to Max how you got your blender back.'
I'll tell him I astral-projected. Butt-head.”
― Scott Westerfeld, Peeps