Megan Johnson

“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
― Mae West, The Wit and Wisdom of Mae West

“You deserve someone better than me. Someone young and idealistic…someone who can experience things for the first time along with you. I'm not always kind, and I have more faults than I'd care to name. All I can promise is that I'll want you until my last breath.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Because You're Mine

“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”
― Mae West

“I'm single because I was born that way.”
― Mae West