“Jim, did your father really blow his brains out because of your mother?” “Yeah. He was on the telephone. He told her he had a gun. He said, ‘If you don’t come back to me I’m going to kill myself. Will you come back to me?’ And my mother said, ‘No.’ There was a shot and that was that.” “What did your mother do?” “She hung up.”
― Ham on Rye
― Ham on Rye
“How to Be a Man Step One: Eat a steak, preferably raw. If you can find a juicy steer and just maw a healthy bite off of its rump, that’s the method that will deliver the most immediate nutrition, protein, and flavor. Make sure you chew at least three times. Step Two: Wash it down with your whisky of choice, preferably a single-malt scotch.”
― Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living
― Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living
“I’d listen to the radio and look at the
walls and get drunk enough to
almost forget her
but then she would return once
again.”
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walls and get drunk enough to
almost forget her
but then she would return once
again.”
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“I no longer want it all, just some comfort and some sex and only a minor love.”
― Love Is a Dog from Hell
― Love Is a Dog from Hell
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