Jennie Phillips

“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.”
― Clare Boothe Luce

“Dinna worrit yourself, man,” said Jamie’s voice. “You’ll learn. It’s a bit difficult, isn’t it, when your cock doesna stick out any further than your belly button?” I stuck my head around the corner, to find him seated on a chopping block, engaged in converse with his namesake, who was struggling manfully with the folds of his smock. “What are you doing with the child?” I inquired cautiously. “I’m teachin’ young James here the fine art of not pissing on his feet,” he explained. “Seems the least his uncle could do for him.” I”
― Diana Gabaldon, Outlander