Chaya

“When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this," would have been fine.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

“A monster’s not a monster to another monster. At least that’s what I thought when I saw my mother-in-law talking to a statue of Stalin.”
― Jarod Kintz, If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

“You'll like it less when you hear what they've been building. It's a big raised platform at the end of the square about two metres above the ground, with steps running up to it.'

'Like a stage?' Erak suggested. 'Maybe they're going to put on a play.'

'Or an execution,' Horace said.”
― John Flanagan, Erak's Ransom

“I'm hungrier than a kid on his third day of fat camp.”
― John Green, An Abundance of Katherines