Shattered ice

“Pigs are cute but they taste even better.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Books 6-10

“Mom clicked her tongue. “Men and fire. You’re not letting lava pour all over the ground. That’s dangerous and a fire hazard. What if a poor animal wanders into it by accident?” Jack thought about it. “Okay, I know how to fix that.” “Sometimes I think you just like playing with lava,” Mom said with a shake of her head.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 21

“Even Dad weighed in. “Besides dear, life is filled with dark things all the time. Car accidents, robbers, sickness. This world doesn’t have any of that stuff, so the occasional dark ritual to summon and incredibly powerful destructive beast isn’t that big a deal.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 21

“Yes. It is amazing. And it opens up a whole new avenue in our fight against Entity 303.” The Ender King looked at me. “This was a good idea Jimmy. If you were an enderman, I might even make you a general as a reward.” “Wow, thanks King.” “Fortunately, you are not an enderman so I don’t have to make you a general because I think that would be a disaster,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15