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“I don't want to hear any bullshit about how 'forgiveness' helps you sleep better at night,' because that's not true. (My seven layer mattress is amazing.)”
― Mid-Life Love
― Mid-Life Love
“I don’t like you being there at night alone,” Bonnie told her. “You should come over here and drink my wine.”
Harper shuddered.
“No wine. Ever again. I’m on the wagon.”
“Coffee then,” Bonnie said. “Chamomile tea. I don’t care. I want to watch you being safe.”
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Harper shuddered.
“No wine. Ever again. I’m on the wagon.”
“Coffee then,” Bonnie said. “Chamomile tea. I don’t care. I want to watch you being safe.”
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“It’s simple guy logic: If a woman is angry? It means she cares. If you’re in a relationship and a chick can’t even be bothered to yell at you? You’re screwed. Indifference is a woman’s kiss of death. It’s the equivalent of a man not interested in sex. In either case—it’s over. You’re done.”
― Tangled
― Tangled
“Hey guys, stop locking antlers. The smell of testosterone is overriding the farts.”
― Dangerous Secrets
― Dangerous Secrets
“When a woman is in front of a guy, naked, they're not thinking about whether her ass is big or whether she looks like a photo they saw in a magazine."
"They're thinking holy shit, there's a naked woman in front of me; I hope I get to touch her.”
― #1 Player
"They're thinking holy shit, there's a naked woman in front of me; I hope I get to touch her.”
― #1 Player
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