Hillary

“I am Psmith," said the old Etonian reverently. "There is a preliminary P before the name. This, however, is silent. Like the tomb. Compare such words as ptarmigan, psalm, and phthisis.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Psmith, Journalist

“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
― Groucho Marx

“A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.”
― Oscar Wilde

“The cure for anything is salt water — sweat, tears, or the salt sea.”
― Isak Dinesen (Karen Blixen)