Laura

“Sucks to your ass-mar!”
― William Golding, Lord of the Flies

“No thank you,” I said. “I don’t want to accept a drink from you, because then I would be obliged to purchase one for you in return, and I’m afraid I’m simply not interested in spending two drinks’ worth of time with you.”
― Gail Honeyman, Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine

“The greatest ideas are the simplest.”
― William Golding, Lord of the Flies

“Nine years, and you've never had a day off sick, never used all your annual leave. That's dedication, you know. It's not easy to find these days."
"It's not dedication," I said. "I simply have a very robust constitution and no one to go on holiday with.”
― Gail Honeyman, Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine