Mike

“Diane, in Jackie's mind, looked just like a woman who would be an active PTA mom, with her kind face and comfortable clothing. She also thought Diane looked like a woman who would be a loan officer, with her conservative makeup choices and serious demeanor. She would look like a pharmacist if she ever were to wear the standard white coat, gas mask, and hip waders.”
― Joseph Fink, Welcome to Night Vale

“It was like hermits. There was no point freezing your nadgers off on top of some mountain while communing with the Infinite unless you could rely on a lot of impressionable young women to come along occasionally and say “Gosh.”
― Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

“But here is the truth of nostalgia: We don’t feel it for who we were, but who we weren’t. We feel it for all the possibilities that were open to us but that we didn’t take.”
― Joseph Fink, Mostly Void, Partially Stars

“It was a simpler time, because I personally had less memories and so less to superimpose upon the world. And so it was much clearer, and also I was younger; thus the world was simpler.”
― Joseph Fink, Welcome to Night Vale