Merlene Maldomado

“Normal in America is broke. So if you do normal behaviors, you will be broke, and if your kids are financially normal, they will be broke.”
― Dave Ramsey, Smart Money Smart Kids: Raising the Next Generation to Win with Money

“Kurt, could you please serve this invoice upon the Prussian Pickle, the Major General von Trotha for  the disrupting the legitimate working of F..H. Schmidt Engineering Services?”
― Michael G. Kramer, His Forefathers and Mick

“(I’ll explain that in a moment),”
― Jon Scieszka, Funny Business

“Think about it this way—if we die together, you won’t have to mourn me.”
― Alan Bradley, The Sixth Borough