Kate Em

“Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast. They were discussing the possible purposes of life as they ate sugar and suffocated in their own excrement. Because of their limited intelligence, they never came close to guessing that they were making champagne.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

“I pity you. You've crawled up your own asshole and died.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

“Thank God for novelists. Thank God there are people willing to write everything down. Otherwise, so much would be forgotten.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

“Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”
― Dorothy Parker