Daniel Sides

“You piece of shit, you need a wife; a woman’s touch in your life.’ But who would marry someone like me? Being a PI isn’t exactly the best profession to be in to attract a wife. I’ve read about too many investigators and policemen who end up divorced and I certainly fall into that category.”
― Behcet Kaya, Treacherous Estate

“Building the Mean Streak was not a mistake. We needed a wooden coaster and we were hoping for a Beast. But it was never on the same planet as the Beast. Nothing has ever come close to the Beast.”
― Tim O'Brien, Dick Kinzel: Roller Coaster King of Cedar Point Amusement Point

“How can they whip cheese?”
― Arthur Miller , Death of a Salesman

“The rich rule over the poor, and the borrower is slave to the lender” (NIV).”
― Dave Ramsey, The Total Money Makeover: A Proven Plan for Financial Fitness