“I mean, really. I can’t be held accountable for everything I’ve ever said to a stripper.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
― The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
― The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
“Mongo is appalled.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“Don’t gaslight me, Jesus.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
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