Kathryn

“What do you eat?"
"Baby bunnies." She narrowed her eyes, so I grinned and said, "Adult bunnies, too. I'm an equal-opportunity bunny-eater.”
― Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver

“You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!”
― Louise Rennison, Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers

“Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke.”
― Louise Rennison, It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers!

“Listen, haircut...'

Did you just call me haircut?' he asked.

Yes. You know there's no reason we can't go online. It's crazy.'

Why'd you call me haircut?' he asked, touching his hair. 'Is it because I have a great haircut?'

You figure it out,' she answered.

-Clio and Aiden, Girl At Sea by Maureen Johnson”
― Maureen Johnson, Girl at Sea