Boyd Constantini

“This is part of a pattern in our textbooks: anything bad in America history happened anonymously.”
― James W. Loewen, Lies My Teacher Told Me: Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong

“One of the largest barbarians spouted after donning Trantan royalty clothing, "I would be a great nobleman. I look splendid.”
― Dennis K Hausker, Primitives of Kar

“Miss Elson came into the room and they all stood up and said, “Good morning, Miss Elson.” Miss Elson bowed and said, “Good morning, children.” Then they all sat down and punched each other.”
― Louise Fitzhugh, Harriet the Spy

“It was as if we played chess after denying me both bishops and knights.”
― Gabriel F.W. Koch, Death Leaves a Shadow