Cameron MB

“Being a parent doesn’t make you an expert, Devine. It just allows you to better understand your severe shortcomings on a daily basis, because your kids just relish reminding you of them in both large and small ways. As they get older, the shortcomings just get bigger until, presto, you’re no longer a moron but instead transform into a genius from whom they want all sorts of advice. I’m actually anxiously waiting for that last stage to kick in. Now,”
― David Baldacci, To Die For