Liz

“Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.”
― J.R. Ward, Dark Lover

“Courage, dear heart.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

“A smile crept to her lips. “What does the ‘F’ stand for?” she asked.
He blinked a moment in confusion, and then recalled the nameplate on his desk: Hon. F. Darcy.
“What do you think it stands for?” he countered.
“Do you really have any doubt what I think it stands for?” she said, smirking.
“Contrary to popular belief, my mother did not name me F*cker. It’s Fitzwilliam.”
― Sara Angelini, The Trials of the Honorable F. Darcy

“Did you hear about the lawsuit? Mary asked.

"No, what?"

"I hear that he is so big," she lifted her eyebrows to indicate what she meant, "that he put a girl in the hospital and she is suing him, because she can never have babies because of him."

"Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!" the sisters chorused.

"Could a guy really do that?" Lydia asked.

Elizabeth shrugged. "I guess, but he would have to be the size of a friggin' oak tree.”
― Heather Lynn Rigaud, Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star