Mckenna

“Honestly, Jared, one thing at a time. Why are you in a well with me? This is a really bad rescue!" [...]
"I called the police as I was running to the well. I'm sure they're coming."
"Did they say they were coming?" Kami asked suspiciously. "Or did you shout, 'Kami's in the well!' before jumping in the well too, thus loosing your phone and making sure the police think it was some kids playing a dumb joke?"
Jared paused. [...]
"Alternate plan," Jared said. "Do you have a very intelligent collie who might communicate through a system of barks to your parents that little Kami is in the well?”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken

“You are a conniving, deceitful hussy. I stand in awe."
"You're sitting."
"I sit in awe.”
― Laini Taylor, Dreams of Gods & Monsters

“Oh, Rusty, why did you let her in?" Angela said. "We could have just lain down on the floor until she went away. We could've had a nice floor nap."
"Have you guys eaten?" Kami asked. "I'm starving."
"Cooking is so much trouble," Rusty said mournfully.
"You could order in," Kami suggested.
"Delivery people are so annoying," Angela responded.”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken

“I was thinking."
"I see no evidence of that, Jared." Kami said.”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken