Seth Williams

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.”
― Dr. Seuss, I Can Read with My Eyes Shut!