“It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumb shit. He knows how it works.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“There seem to be a lot of gay people there...Oh please, as if that's what I meant by that. Trust me, none of them would ever want to fuck you anyway. They're gay, not blind.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry..”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
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