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“I'm the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and cigarette and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. Oh, I've got it all sewn up. I can save you. If it takes the last drop of your blood, I'll drive your demons away. I'll kick them in the bollocks and spit on them when they're down and then I'll be gone back into darkness, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack. I walk my path alone... who would walk with me?”
― Garth Ennis, Hellblazer: Dangerous Habits

“There is very seldom any true secret.”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Deep Secret

“The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch.”
― Christopher S. Wren, The Cat Who Covered the World: The Adventures Of Henrietta And Her Foreign Correspondent

“Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 7: Brief Lives