Richard

“My life is a joke,” I said. “So’s everyone else’s.” “Mine’s not funny.” “That’s your fault.”
― Charlie Huston, Catchpenny

“I clenched my teeth and fists to stop them biting and scratching these clever men who want no care for the helpless sick small, who use religions and politics to stay comfortably superior to all that pain: who make religions and politics, excuses to spread misery with fire and sword and how could I stop all this? I did not know what to do.”
― Alasdair Gray, Poor Things

“Someone might tell you that the opposite of a burger isn't an inside-out burger but rather a kale salad, but 100% of the time it's just because they're trying to sell you a used kale salad.”
― Ryan North

“Men are an offshoot of humanity as well, but they’re a deviant strain. They’re freaks.”
― Izumi Suzuki, Terminal Boredom: Stories