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“Jaime smiled. "I hope you're not thinking of taking the black on us, sweet brother."
Tyrion laughed. "What, me, celibate? The whores would go begging from Dorne to Casterly Rock. No, I just want to stand on top of the Wall and piss off the edge of the world.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

“I told Augustus the broad outline of my miracle: diagnosed with Stage IV thyroid cancer when I was thirteen. (I didn’t tell him that the diagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You’re a woman. Now die.)”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Come on, don't look so serious. It's not like it's a Death Note.”
― Tsugumi Ohba

“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”
― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons