“Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head—if you’re going to act like a complete dick then it makes sense to dress like one.”
Maddison’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Maddison’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
More friends…
Favorite Genres
Polls voted on by Maddison
Lists liked by Maddison
































