“Well, when I was spiraling, I decided to donate money to make me feel better,” JP says. “I know of a great pigeon rescue that could use another donor.” I look him dead in the eyes and say, “I’m not feeding into your pigeon obsession. You can fuck off with that.”
― A Long Time Coming
― A Long Time Coming
“Unfortunately for you, Laurel wasn’t just some fucking girl.” She’s my fucking girl, and as long as I’m breathing, nobody goes after her and lives to tell the story. Nobody.”
― Sinning in Vegas
― Sinning in Vegas
“In everyone else’s book, I’m a villain. You look at me like I’m a hero.”
― Surviving Mateo
― Surviving Mateo
“I’m not going to kill you because I’d fucking miss you too much, but I’m going to make your life hell.”
― Surviving Mateo
― Surviving Mateo
“If I feel disappointed, it’s because I descend from a long line of stupid fucking women.”
― Accidental Witness
― Accidental Witness
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