Dan

“I would straight up fuck a snowman right now, she says. Just to cool down. - Miriam Black”
― Chuck Wendig, Thunderbird

“some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“Religion is the theological equivalent of a quick-buck insurance scam, where you pay in your premium year after year, and then, when you need the benefits you paid for so—pardon the pun—so religiously, you discover the company that took your money does not, in fact, exist.”
― Stephen King, Revival

“She also smokes like a house fire, drinks like a diabetic bulldog, and curses like the ghost of a pirate who has been wandering the afterlife looking for a treasure chest full of fucks that's long ago been emptied”
― Chuck Wendig