Dan

“Religion is the theological equivalent of a quick-buck insurance scam, where you pay in your premium year after year, and then, when you need the benefits you paid for so—pardon the pun—so religiously, you discover the company that took your money does not, in fact, exist.”
― Stephen King, Revival

“Why are there so many romantic songs about the spring? I hate the spring. The snow melts, and everything smells like thawing dog shit.”
― Joe Hill, Strange Weather: Four Short Novels

“If you move and act in the material world, then the material world acts on you. Pain hurts, just as greed intoxicates and lust burns. We may not die easy and we sure as hell don't die well, but we can die. If we're still loved and remembered, something else a whole lot like us comes along and the whole damn thing starts all over again. And if we're forgotten, we're done.”
― Neil Gaiman, American Gods

“The three true ages of man are youth, middle age, and how the fuck did I get old so soon?”
― Stephen King, Revival