“I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had his fucking tongue cut out, and the stump cauterized."
Everyone in the room stared at him.
"I called him an asshole, too," said Locke. "He didn't like that.”
― The Lies of Locke Lamora
Everyone in the room stared at him.
"I called him an asshole, too," said Locke. "He didn't like that.”
― The Lies of Locke Lamora
“bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!”
― Finnegans Wake
― Finnegans Wake
“But it's like the feeling you get at the end of a book you love.”
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“Truly, life is the misery we endure between disappointments.”
― Last Argument of Kings
― Last Argument of Kings
“They lived and laughed and loved and left.”
― Finnegans Wake
― Finnegans Wake
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