Gerður Sigurðardóttir

“God save us from religion.”
― David Eddings

“A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.”
― John le Carré, The Honourable Schoolboy

“What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.
"Brill," Silk replied blandly, pulling his Murgo robe back on.
"Again?" Belgarath demanded with exasperation. "What was he doing this time?"
"Trying to fly, last time I saw him." Silk smirked.
The old man looked puzzled.
"He wasn't doing it very well," Silk added.
Belgarath shrugged. "Maybe it'll come to him in time."
"He doesn't really have all that much time." Silk glanced out over the edge.
"From far below - terribly far below - there came a faint, muffled crash; then, after several seconds, another. "Does bouncing count?" Silk asked.
Belgarath made a wry face. "Not really."
"Then I'd say he didn't learn in time." Silk said blithely.”
― David Eddings, Magician's Gambit

“I did not appreciate the jump-scare tentacle dick that came out of nowhere. One moment, I was enjoying a perfectly nice sex scene, and the next, there was a tentacle.”
― Veronica Samek, A Pack of Honey