Derek Aalerud

“She was a level 69 Swiftie, which, much to Donut’s dismay, was a dexterity-based knife wielder.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Miserable people are fond of laying blame on someone else for their problems. Sometimes they’re right but usually not. Usually, the responsible party is themselves. Or nobody. Sometimes things just aren’t good, and that’s all there is to it.”
― Matt Dinniman, Operation Bounce House

“My goodness,” Donut said, looking the grim reaper character up and down. “This is quite unsettling. It’s like what would happen if Orren ever discovered Depeche Mode.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“A man just waiting for someone to do or say the wrong thing so that he might luxuriate in that wrongness, and reward it with fury.”
― Keith Rosson, Coffin Moon