Derek Aalerud

“Elle: Donut, I love you, but have you ever considered not saying everything that comes to you the moment it pops into your head? Donut: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Hazards: Well, we have the hail and the gatekeeper monster, whatever that might be. But I’d suggest that our biggest hazard is the fact that this bucket has to be driven by a fucking cat this time.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Don’t pass your responsibilities on to others unless absolutely necessary. Do not take on the responsibilities of others unless doing so is an act of kindness.”
― Matt Dinniman, Operation Bounce House

“I grunted with amusement. “Eat the rich,” I said. Rend looked at me, tongue lolling out. “Yum,” he said.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles