Derek Aalerud

“I grunted with amusement. “Eat the rich,” I said. Rend looked at me, tongue lolling out. “Yum,” he said.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“These corporate suits learned what a thousand organizations and governments throughout history already knew. If you go to war against drugs, drugs will always win. Drugs will win because what you’re really doing is going to war against the biological imperative all living creatures have to find comfort and happiness. And if you’re unwilling or unable to first provide that, artificial alternatives, no matter how destructive, will always prevail.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Elle: Donut, I love you, but have you ever considered not saying everything that comes to you the moment it pops into your head? Donut: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“She was a level 69 Swiftie, which, much to Donut’s dismay, was a dexterity-based knife wielder.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles