Derek Aalerud

“She was a level 69 Swiftie, which, much to Donut’s dismay, was a dexterity-based knife wielder.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Miserable people are fond of laying blame on someone else for their problems. Sometimes they’re right but usually not. Usually, the responsible party is themselves. Or nobody. Sometimes things just aren’t good, and that’s all there is to it.”
― Matt Dinniman, Operation Bounce House

“These corporate suits learned what a thousand organizations and governments throughout history already knew. If you go to war against drugs, drugs will always win. Drugs will win because what you’re really doing is going to war against the biological imperative all living creatures have to find comfort and happiness. And if you’re unwilling or unable to first provide that, artificial alternatives, no matter how destructive, will always prevail.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“A man just waiting for someone to do or say the wrong thing so that he might luxuriate in that wrongness, and reward it with fury.”
― Keith Rosson, Coffin Moon