Derek Aalerud

“I grunted with amusement. “Eat the rich,” I said. Rend looked at me, tongue lolling out. “Yum,” he said.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Carl: Plan C. Gotta go with plan C. Donut, be ready. Elle: Of course. The psycho plan. Got it. Donut: IT’S CALLED PLAN CARL. Florin: We really need to start making plan C the primary plan.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Don’t pass your responsibilities on to others unless absolutely necessary. Do not take on the responsibilities of others unless doing so is an act of kindness.”
― Matt Dinniman, Operation Bounce House

“These corporate suits learned what a thousand organizations and governments throughout history already knew. If you go to war against drugs, drugs will always win. Drugs will win because what you’re really doing is going to war against the biological imperative all living creatures have to find comfort and happiness. And if you’re unwilling or unable to first provide that, artificial alternatives, no matter how destructive, will always prevail.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles