Derek Aalerud

“Don’t pass your responsibilities on to others unless absolutely necessary. Do not take on the responsibilities of others unless doing so is an act of kindness.”
― Matt Dinniman, Operation Bounce House

“She was a level 69 Swiftie, which, much to Donut’s dismay, was a dexterity-based knife wielder.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Carl: Plan C. Gotta go with plan C. Donut, be ready. Elle: Of course. The psycho plan. Got it. Donut: IT’S CALLED PLAN CARL. Florin: We really need to start making plan C the primary plan.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Elle: Donut, I love you, but have you ever considered not saying everything that comes to you the moment it pops into your head? Donut: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles