Derek Aalerud

“Elle: Donut, I love you, but have you ever considered not saying everything that comes to you the moment it pops into your head? Donut: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Hazards: Well, we have the hail and the gatekeeper monster, whatever that might be. But I’d suggest that our biggest hazard is the fact that this bucket has to be driven by a fucking cat this time.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“My goodness,” Donut said, looking the grim reaper character up and down. “This is quite unsettling. It’s like what would happen if Orren ever discovered Depeche Mode.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Carl: Plan C. Gotta go with plan C. Donut, be ready. Elle: Of course. The psycho plan. Got it. Donut: IT’S CALLED PLAN CARL. Florin: We really need to start making plan C the primary plan.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles