Derek Aalerud

“Don’t pass your responsibilities on to others unless absolutely necessary. Do not take on the responsibilities of others unless doing so is an act of kindness.”
― Matt Dinniman, Operation Bounce House

“Carl: Plan C. Gotta go with plan C. Donut, be ready. Elle: Of course. The psycho plan. Got it. Donut: IT’S CALLED PLAN CARL. Florin: We really need to start making plan C the primary plan.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Miserable people are fond of laying blame on someone else for their problems. Sometimes they’re right but usually not. Usually, the responsible party is themselves. Or nobody. Sometimes things just aren’t good, and that’s all there is to it.”
― Matt Dinniman, Operation Bounce House

“My goodness,” Donut said, looking the grim reaper character up and down. “This is quite unsettling. It’s like what would happen if Orren ever discovered Depeche Mode.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles