Francesca

“Hel’s armies shall strike at your command, Bryce Quinlan.”
― Sarah J. Maas, House of Sky and Breath

“Why would Danika tell them to lie low in the Meat Market?”
“Why tell them to lie low in the Bone Quarter?” She sniffed and sighed with a longing toward a bowl of noodle soup.
Hunt said, “Even if Danika or Sofie told Emile it was safe to hide out, if I were a kid, I wouldn’t have come here.”
“You were a kid, like, a thousand years ago. Forgive me if my childhood is a little more relevant.”
“Two hundred years ago,” he muttered.
“Still old as fuck.”
― Sarah J. Maas, House of Sky and Breath

“If you’re looking for How Not to Be an Asshole, it’s shelved between Bye, Loser and Get the Fuck Out.”
― Sarah J. Maas, House of Sky and Breath

“Can you promise he’s not going to split the planet open like an egg?”
“Oh,” Arthur said. “I highly doubt it. You see, he’s still learning how to crack chicken eggs properly, so I expect it’ll be quite some time before he’s ready for planetary destruction.”
Every dace stared up at him in shock.
“Remember what I told you about your sense of humor?” Linus hissed at him. “Now is not the time to try and be funny!”
“Try,” Arthur huffed. “Ouch.” He raised his voice once more. “That was a poor attempt at humor. My apologies. To answer your question, Earth will not be destroyed today.”
“Or anytime in the future,” Linus added loudly.”
― T.J. Klune, Somewhere Beyond the Sea