Joe Longhorn

“Lucas heard a strange sound, something he hadn’t heard in months. At first it didn’t seem real, it was something distant from the past. It was the first time in nearly a year he had heard himself laugh, and it momentarily stunned him”
― Mark A. Cooper, The Edelweiss Express

“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“You spawny-eyed pig-faced wazzock”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

“can you keep your legs together? its not due for a month”
― Mark A. Cooper, Nautilus