Chloé

“Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

“Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?'

Uh... you know. Pretty good.'

Have you said the L-Word yet?'

The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?'
Uh... No. The other L-Word.'

?'

Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

“Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness

“Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together