“She’s candy-sweet at the surface and probably terrible at communicating negative emotions. Meanwhile, I’m like a sour patch kid on the surface, but will happily detail all the ways I think the world is going to hell.”
― The Unhoneymooners
― The Unhoneymooners
“An eight-hour flight, and there’s no movie,” I say to myself, glaring at the screenless seat back in front of me. “Maybe they’re hoping your life flashing in front of your eyes will be distraction enough.”
― The Unhoneymooners
― The Unhoneymooners
“Forgiveness means saying that you're not going to let what happened to you define you any longer.”
― This Is Me Letting You Go
― This Is Me Letting You Go
“I don’t want to get your hopes up or anything, but I look really great in this bikini. There’s no revenge like being with someone new who has a great rack.”
― The Unhoneymooners
― The Unhoneymooners
“Rumor has it your dad brought her flowers and she pulled off every petal and used them to spell PUTA in the snow.”
― The Unhoneymooners
― The Unhoneymooners
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