“She’s candy-sweet at the surface and probably terrible at communicating negative emotions. Meanwhile, I’m like a sour patch kid on the surface, but will happily detail all the ways I think the world is going to hell.”
― The Unhoneymooners
― The Unhoneymooners
“I don’t want to get your hopes up or anything, but I look really great in this bikini. There’s no revenge like being with someone new who has a great rack.”
― The Unhoneymooners
― The Unhoneymooners
“Forgiveness means saying that you're not going to let what happened to you define you any longer.”
― This Is Me Letting You Go
― This Is Me Letting You Go
“the only coherent thought that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan’s Errand Boy”
― The Unhoneymooners
― The Unhoneymooners
“I feel like I should apologize,” I say. “You did throw up directly afterward.” He laughs quietly, under his breath. “As if that would be my reaction to seeing you naked, Olive.” The door opens and closes again. When I turn to ask him what he meant, he’s gone. •”
― The Unhoneymooners
― The Unhoneymooners
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