Efa Azlan

“BABY, I'LL BE YOUR FRANKENSTEIN!”
― Gerard Way

“Host: For those of you just tuning in, our guests tonight are the amazing Murder Magician, and his lovely minion, The Assistant...

Assistant: Charmed, I'm sure

Host: Who recently killed The Rumor. And you were awarded the Oppenheimer prize for villainy at last week's annual summit for dastardly deeds-- what are you going to do with all that money?

Murder Magician: Well, I'm so glad you asked that-- because I spent all the money on this giant MURDERBOT, and I've been dying to show it off!

Assistant: It's true... every penny.

Host: Wow! That's impressive! So what does it do?

Murder Magician: Well, Mr. Clark... it murders people.

Laughter.

Murder Magician: I'm serious.

Assistant: He is.”
― Gerard Way, The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: Apocalypse Suite

“Fuck art. I’ve gotta get out of the basement. I’ve gotta see the world. I’ve gotta make a difference.”
― Gerard Way

“And what's with the shirt? You think you're in Fiji?"

"It's like being on vactaion. all of the time.”
― Gerard Way, The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 2: Dallas