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“The Supreme Grand Master smiled in the depths of his robe. It was amazing, this mystic business. You tell them a lie, and then when you don't need it any more you tell them another lie and tell them they're progressing along the road to wisdom. Then instead of laughing they follow you even more, hoping that at the heart of all the lies they'll find the truth. And bit by bit they accept the unacceptable. Amazing.”
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“I began to think a joke was not truly good unless someone got hit for telling it.”
― Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons
― Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons
“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
― Life, the Universe and Everything
― Life, the Universe and Everything
“The ship circled the dome cluster like a mosquito who’d shown up at an orgy and was trying to decide which buttock to sample first.”
― Will Save the Galaxy for Food
― Will Save the Galaxy for Food
“Leger died a Communist, having fallen once and for all for the greatest charlatanism of all times. It may be that, like many artists, he was stupid”
― The Suitcase
― The Suitcase
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