“When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.”
― Nightlife
― Nightlife
“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
― Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
― Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
“My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.”
― Touched by an Alien
― Touched by an Alien
“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”
― Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
― Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
“I'd be a monster fighter who rode the bus. It didn't get any more bad-ass than that.”
― Deathwish
― Deathwish
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