Shaz

“There are some laws that are coded into the very nature of the universe, and one is: There Is Never Enough Shelf Space.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Globe

“The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Moon over Soho

“Can I ask a question, sir?" said Maurice, as Death turned to go.
You May Not Get An Answer.
"I suppose there isn't a Big Cat in the Sky, is there?"
I'm Surprised At You, Maurice. Of Course There Are No Cat Gods. That Would Be Too Much Like...Work.
Maurice nodded. One good thing about being a cat, apart from the extra lives, was that the theology was a lot simpler.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

“Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.”
― Terry Pratchett