Shaz

“There are some laws that are coded into the very nature of the universe, and one is: There Is Never Enough Shelf Space.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Globe

“The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Moon Over Soho

“It was a little like stealing. It was exactly like stealing. It was, in fact, stealing. But there was no law against it because no one knew the crime existed, so is it really stealing if what’s stolen isn’t missed? And is it stealing if you’re stealing from thieves? Anyway, all property is theft, except mine.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

“Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.”
― Terry Pratchett