Shaz

“So that's when I came up with the most ridiculous plan since I'd decided to take a witness statement from a ghost. It was a plan so stupid that even Baldrick would have rejected it out of hand.”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Whispers Under Ground

“It was a little like stealing. It was exactly like stealing. It was, in fact, stealing. But there was no law against it because no one knew the crime existed, so is it really stealing if what’s stolen isn’t missed? And is it stealing if you’re stealing from thieves? Anyway, all property is theft, except mine.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

“There are some laws that are coded into the very nature of the universe, and one is: There Is Never Enough Shelf Space.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Globe

“Such
times are rare, such times are fleeting, but always bright when caught, measured, hung, and later regarded
in times of adversity, there in the kinder halls of memory, against the flapping of the flames.”
― Roger Zelazny, A Night in the Lonesome October