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“What did pastries say?
Probably that she should pony the fuck up and go inside if she was asking herself that question.”
― The Fiancée Farce
Probably that she should pony the fuck up and go inside if she was asking herself that question.”
― The Fiancée Farce
“I’m a dressmaker, dear. I always come prepared.” She patted a utility belt around her waist. Barbman to the rescue.”
― The Falling in Love Montage
― The Falling in Love Montage
“She inspected the buttons, then whipped Beth around and squeezed her left
boob.
“You’re pregnant,” she said accusingly.
“I don’t think so,” Beth scoffed, and in response Barb honked on her
right boob.”
― The Falling in Love Montage
boob.
“You’re pregnant,” she said accusingly.
“I don’t think so,” Beth scoffed, and in response Barb honked on her
right boob.”
― The Falling in Love Montage
“It was only when I dropped her off with a good-night kiss (and a goodnight hand on the boob – high five!) that a terrible thought occurred to me.”
― The Falling in Love Montage
― The Falling in Love Montage
“I’ve been called a stick master before. Now I’m the ball whisperer. I’m just working all the equipment.”
― Catch and Cradle
― Catch and Cradle
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