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“What did pastries say?
Probably that she should pony the fuck up and go inside if she was asking herself that question.”
― The Fiancée Farce
Probably that she should pony the fuck up and go inside if she was asking herself that question.”
― The Fiancée Farce
“You’re totally checking out my boobs while I’m trying to be a serious tarot reader.”
― The Lovers
― The Lovers
“I’ve been called a stick master before. Now I’m the ball whisperer. I’m just working all the equipment.”
― Catch and Cradle
― Catch and Cradle
“The water hit me in parts that don’t usually see the great outdoors and I responded with a high-pitched squeal.
“Get you in the fanny, did it?” Ruby said knowingly.”
― The Falling in Love Montage
“Get you in the fanny, did it?” Ruby said knowingly.”
― The Falling in Love Montage
“Hope Hastings, did you seriously buy a bouquet of flowers solely because they remind you of my vagina?”
― Catch and Cradle
― Catch and Cradle
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