Mandy Sue Evans

“I wanted everything. I wanted a happy, healthy child who was well-balanced and grounded and grew up to cure cancer because she was just that fucking spectacular. I wanted to be my real, true self, the one who could hurt bad men, make good art, and get home for a hot dinner and hotter sex.”
― Asia Mackay, A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage

“Her PMS had definitely gotten worse since Bibi—I’d once had the bravery to comment on it and her response was if I wasn’t going to let her stab people then “what the fuck did I expect?”
― Asia Mackay, A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage

“We all had secrets, so who was I to judge? Especially as my secrets were fourteen dead men. Yes, you read that right. Fourteen. But you know what? They all deserved it.”
― Asia Mackay, A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage

“What the fuck? Is that what we are now? Not equals, but instead I’m the little woman who can’t swear too much, as it’s unseemly? Get fucked, you fucking fuck.”
― Asia Mackay, A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage