Cristabel

“If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.”
― Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs

“Rude is arrogance. Rude is feeling like you're above people. Getting to the point of things ain't rude, sugar.”
― Belle Aurora, Raw

“I listen to all these complaints about rudeness and intemperateness, and the opinion that I come to is that there is no polite way of asking somebody: have you considered the possibility that your entire life has been devoted to a delusion? But that’s a good question to ask. Of course we should ask that question and of course it’s going to offend people. Tough.”
― Daniel C. Dennett

“I could’ve knocked the shit out of her .She’d have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out of rude people wasn’t my style. Heckling them every chance I got was.
Hopefully she’d screw up soon. I didn’t have all day.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet