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“I love you," my mom says.
I love you," my dad says.
And all I say back is, "I love you."
Because there isn't a fancy-or better- way of saying that.”
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I love you," my dad says.
And all I say back is, "I love you."
Because there isn't a fancy-or better- way of saying that.”
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“You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.”
― Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, or Why Pie Is Not the Answer
― Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, or Why Pie Is Not the Answer
“Mom says it's good luck if a ladybug lands on you. But club members do not think that is scientifically accurate.”
― Fancy Nancy: Explorer Extraordinaire!
― Fancy Nancy: Explorer Extraordinaire!
“I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.”
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“Cost to clean deeply soiled rugs: $200.
Cost to replace shiny, black, stack-heeled, pilgrim-toed boots: $185.
Cost to fix every single delicious table and chair leg in the house: $490.
Life with two shelter dogs: fucking priceless.”
― Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
Cost to replace shiny, black, stack-heeled, pilgrim-toed boots: $185.
Cost to fix every single delicious table and chair leg in the house: $490.
Life with two shelter dogs: fucking priceless.”
― Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
The Next Best Book Club
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Patti’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Patti’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
54 books
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4 friends
1,344 books
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12 friends
701 books
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9 friends
176 books
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48 friends
1,334 books
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13 friends
898 books
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30 friends
368 books
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47 friends
1 book
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9 friends
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