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“There are certain elements of my life I can account for. I can show up for those I love. I can work hard, treat my body with respect, spread kindness, tip well, and vote Democrat. But ultimately, I can’t control how others perceive me. I can’t control how they organize their own lives. With my support and brilliant maternal guidance, I can only gently suggest or influence. But that’s about it.”
― Jennifer Welch, Life Is a Lazy Susan of Sh*t Sandwiches

“Even if we don’t have a clock, we’re all on the clock – from clocking in and out at work to clocking in and out of this world.”
― Jonathan Dunne, Hearts Anonymous

“But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they’re not so funny anymore.”
― Jonathan Dunne, Lighthouse Jive