Robyn

“When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?”
― Steven Wright

“Every writer, without exception, is a masochist, a sadist, a peeping Tom, an exhibitionist, a narcissist, an 'injustice collector' and a depressed person constantly haunted by fears of unproductivity.”
― Edmund Bergler

“Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!”
― Charlaine Harris

“Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks”
― Meg Cabot, Haunted