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“I turned a rich god into a beggar.”
― The Fine Print
― The Fine Print
“You better have a massive dick to back up that attitude or else people will be mighty disappointed.”
― The Fine Print
― The Fine Print
“You better have a massive dick to back up that attitude or else people will be mighty disappointed.” “Care to bring out a ruler and test your theory?” “I left my magnifying glass at home, so maybe tomorrow.”
― The Fine Print
― The Fine Print
“I thought you didn’t care?” “Hmm. Maybe I found some fucks to give after all.”
― The Fine Print
― The Fine Print
“You’re so drunk.” “No. I’m buzzed.” “What’s the square root of 64?” “Eight, fuck you very much.” He shrugs. “Sober enough.”
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beetroot’s 2025 Year in Books
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