Evan Deaubl

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
― George Carlin

“Show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald

“I never am really satisfied that I understand anything; because, understand it well as I may, my comprehension can only be an infinitesimal fraction of all I want to understand about the many connections and relations which occur to me, how the matter in question was first thought of or arrived at, etc., etc.”
― Ada Lovelace

“Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.”
― Dave Barry