Jr

“It was terrible wine,” said Grandma with dignity, “so I felt obliged to save the rest of you.”
― T. Kingfisher, Snake-Eater

“The DNA of a kobold and the DNA of a chihuahua are almost identical. That should tell you almost everything you need to know about these yappy little assholes.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“in the mere sixteen billion years of my old universe’s existence, a vast store of great thought and literature had been produced during the short creative life of human existence on the planet.”
― Steven L. Peck, A Short Stay in Hell

“I don’t expect no mercy,” July said. “I just wish things would go wrong one at a time. That way I believe I could handle it.”
― Larry McMurtry, Lonesome Dove