Blue Jiay

“Dudley had been accepted at Uncle Vernon's old private school, Smeltings...Harry, on the other hand, was going to Stonewall High, the local public high school. Dudley thought this was very funny. "They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall," he told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?" "No, thanks," said Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“Well, I don’t know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“At least my happiness doesn't depend on Ron's goalkeeping ability.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix